Feb 092015
 

In my last post I briefly mentioned the existence of Love Stage!!, so I feel I should give it a review, too. Love Stage!! is terrible, and every straight dude for whom it would not be triggering should watch it.

I should note that I’m not a huge fan of romantic comedies generally, even when they actually are funny, which Love Stage!! mostly is not. Nearly every stab at humor, from its piss-take on shoujo anime to the ludicrous awfulness of Izumi’s art, to the situational comedy moments, fails. I loathed Izumi as a character—he’s stupid, clueless, and overprivileged, and his great source of angst in life is that he doesn’t want to go into show business like the rest of his famous and wealthy family. That said, he still deserves better than this “romance”.

The story is that 10 years previously, Izumi played a girl in a television commercial alongside his famous parents and a young boy actor, Ryōma. As the series begins, the group are requested to update the commercial and Izumi reluctantly agrees. He participates, dressed as a woman, and is surprised when Ryōma kisses him as part of the filming because his own parents had actually hidden this part of the script from him. This is Izumi’s first kiss, by the way.

Ryōma, as it turns out, has been obsessing over the “girl” Izumi for years, and used his memory of “her” to propel himself through the ups and downs of his career. With surprising speed he reconciles himself to the idea that Izumi is a guy and then begins pursuing him. This is a romcom, so of course he eventually succeeds, even though Izumi is not apparently gay to start out with.

I’m not a fan of this plot where two ostensibly straight guys suddenly go gay for each other, but that’s not what I actually hate here. What squicks me out is what a thorough “Nice Guy” fantasy this is. The show cheers for this romance because Ryōma obsessed over Izumi for so long and because he does nice things like help Izumi with his manga and take care of him when he’s depressed. The show’s unambiguous attitude is that because Ryōma is so nice and so helpful and has pined for Izumi for so long that he deserves for Izumi to return his affection. Never mind that Ryōma knows literally nothing about Izumi during those years of obsession, that he bombards Izumi with texts and shows up uninvited at his house and university, or that he helps Izumi primarily because he wants to get into his pants. Ryōma’s “niceness” is meant to excuse—or even justify!—stalking Izumi, kissing him without permission, and even nearly raping him.

It’s the “nice guy” attitude given full form, and this is the reason all straight dudes should watch it. Seeing this grotesque attitude turned against another guy might conceivably make them realize how revolting it is. I can’t think of any other reason to watch this.

Jan 292015
 

I remember seeing an early trailer for K that made it look like it was going to have a lot of shounen-ai going on. It does, sort of, but it’s less a consequence of intentional romance and more a product of gender balance. In terms of its major characters, K is such a sausage-fest I half expected it to turn into a sports anime. The only major female character is a fetish object, a catgirl who has a dislike of clothes as an actual character trait. The less prominent characters — the improbably busty lieutenant of Scepter 4, the gothic lolita girl from HOMRA, the sweet high school girl whose most important plot activity is to get possessed by the villain — also tend towards the fanservicey and thinly-realized. This pushes relationships between the developed male characters to the fore.

That’s not to say that the show doesn’t have any male-male sexual tension. This is obviously going on between Mikoto and Munakata, but in the context of the show’s juvenile approach to women (and the existence of stuff like Love Stage!!) the decision not to make this more explicit feels like cowardice rather than narrative restraint. Dramatic ineptitude also characterizes the dynamic between Misaki and Fushimi, which is shot through with useless flashbacks that take up valuable time (even in the finale!) without really explaining why they made the choices they did. Nor does it bother to bring their conflict to even partial resolution. I don’t know what else to expect, though, from a series where the whole plot hinges on the main character’s amnesia and a series of ridiculous coincidences.

Tonally the series doesn’t work either. Out of 13 episodes, one is given over significantly to comedy and ends with Kuroh’s bizarre decision to become Yashiro’s live-in cook. In a series that wants to be big and dramatic, this episode is a waste, and it sucks up a lot of time that could have been used to develop the rest of the cast, which badly needs it. It’s not all terrible; the show does a good job of showing why HOMRA are so keen to avenge Totsuke’s death and the final scene of their chanting is appropriately powerful. But it’s much less than it could have been, in large part because it doesn’t seem to realize that it should be a show about HOMRA and not team Yashiro.

In short, K is a bad show. The thinness of its female cast, both in terms of numbers and realization, is symptomatic of its larger dramatic deficiencies. It rarely sets up its character dynamics completely and essentially never pays them off. The writing is sloppy, the tone is inconsistent, and the story’s focus is misplaced. Don’t waste your time.

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